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=CHAPTER 1= | =CHAPTER 1= | ||
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For both skips, start walking forwards at ''"even in a dire e-'''MER'''-gen-cy"'' | For both skips, start walking forwards at ''"even in a dire e-'''MER'''-gen-cy"'' | ||
| − | ==[[Portal Carousel]] | + | ==[[Portal Carousel]]== |
''Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is un-sup-er-'''VIZED'''. | ''Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is un-sup-er-'''VIZED'''. | ||
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''An Aperture Science Reintegration '''AS'''-so-ci-ate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt.'' | ''An Aperture Science Reintegration '''AS'''-so-ci-ate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt.'' | ||
| − | ==[[Portal Gun]] | + | ==[[Portal Gun]]== |
===Slow dialogue skip:=== | ===Slow dialogue skip:=== | ||
''"I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to '''WAIT''' for you up ahead."'' | ''"I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to '''WAIT''' for you up ahead."'' | ||
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| − | ==[[Smooth Jazz]] | + | ==[[Smooth Jazz]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Cube Momentum]] | + | ==[[Cube Momentum]]== |
''"Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not a-'''LONE'''. All Aperture Science personality '''CONSTRUCTS''' will remain functional in a-'''PO'''-ca-lyp-tic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."'' | ''"Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not a-'''LONE'''. All Aperture Science personality '''CONSTRUCTS''' will remain functional in a-'''PO'''-ca-lyp-tic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."'' | ||
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| − | ==[[Future Starter]] | + | ==[[Future Starter]]== |
''"Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or ir-ra-di-a-'''TED''' in such a way that the future should not start with you, please '''RETURN''' to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing."'' | ''"Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or ir-ra-di-a-'''TED''' in such a way that the future should not start with you, please '''RETURN''' to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing."'' | ||
| − | + | ==[[Secret Panel]]== | |
| − | ==[[Secret Panel]] | ||
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
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| − | ==[[Wakeup]] | + | ==[[Wakeup]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Incinerator]] | + | ==[[Incinerator]]== |
===Dialogue Skip=== | ===Dialogue Skip=== | ||
''"The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can '''START''' testing. Just like old times."'' | ''"The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can '''START''' testing. Just like old times."'' | ||
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=CHAPTER 2= | =CHAPTER 2= | ||
| − | ==[[Laser Intro]] | + | ==[[Laser Intro]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Laser Stairs]] | + | ==[[Laser Stairs]]== |
''"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what '''IT''' says: '''A''' horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."'' | ''"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what '''IT''' says: '''A''' horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."'' | ||
| − | + | ==[[Dual Lasers]]== | |
| − | ==[[Dual Lasers]] | ||
''"Most people emerge from suspension terribly '''UNDERNOURISHED'''. '''I''' want to con-gra-tu-'''LATE''' you on bea-'''TING''' the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."'' | ''"Most people emerge from suspension terribly '''UNDERNOURISHED'''. '''I''' want to con-gra-tu-'''LATE''' you on bea-'''TING''' the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."'' | ||
| − | + | ==[[Laser Over Goo]]== | |
| − | ==[[Laser Over Goo]] | ||
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Catapult Intro]] | + | ==[[Catapult Intro]]== |
''"So you'll be breathing the same room full of air '''FOR''' the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting."'' | ''"So you'll be breathing the same room full of air '''FOR''' the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting."'' | ||
| − | ==[[Trust Fling]] | + | ==[[Trust Fling]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Pit Flings]] | + | ==[[Pit Flings]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Fizzler Intro]] | + | ==[[Fizzler Intro]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
=CHAPTER 3= | =CHAPTER 3= | ||
| − | ==[[Ceiling Catapult]] | + | ==[[Ceiling Catapult]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Ricochet]] | + | ==[[Ricochet]]== |
''"Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I '''DID''' see some hu-man-'''S'''. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need.'' | ''"Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I '''DID''' see some hu-man-'''S'''. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need.'' | ||
| − | ==[[Bridge Intro]] - | + | ==[[Bridge Intro]] - == |
''"Did you guess 'sharks'? Because '''THAT'S''' wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."'' | ''"Did you guess 'sharks'? Because '''THAT'S''' wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."'' | ||
| − | ==[[Bridge the Gap]] | + | ==[[Bridge the Gap]]== |
''"Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room '''HERE'''. 'Did... well... Enough.'"'' | ''"Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room '''HERE'''. 'Did... well... Enough.'"'' | ||
| − | ==[[Turret Intro]] | + | ==[[Turret Intro]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Laser Relays]] | + | ==[[Laser Relays]]== |
''"Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. '''TECHNICALLY''', it's a '''MEDICAL''' experiment. What's important is, it's a present."'' | ''"Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. '''TECHNICALLY''', it's a '''MEDICAL''' experiment. What's important is, it's a present."'' | ||
| − | ==[[Turret Blocker]] | + | ==[[Turret Blocker]]== |
''"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man '''AND''' a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world."'' | ''"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man '''AND''' a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world."'' | ||
| − | ==[[Laser vs. Turret]] | + | ==[[Laser vs. Turret]]== |
When GLaDOS hits the high note the second time. You should really practice this one as it's not like the others. | When GLaDOS hits the high note the second time. You should really practice this one as it's not like the others. | ||
| − | ==[[Pull the Rug]] | + | ==[[Pull the Rug]]== |
''"I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all '''THESE''' years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it."'' | ''"I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all '''THESE''' years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it."'' | ||
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=CHAPTER 4= | =CHAPTER 4= | ||
| − | ==[[Column Blocker]] | + | ==[[Column Blocker]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Laser Chaining]] | + | ==[[Laser Chaining]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Triple Laser]] | + | ==[[Triple Laser]]== |
''"I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, '''SEE''' what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat."'' | ''"I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, '''SEE''' what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat."'' | ||
| − | ==[[Jailbreak]] | + | ==[[Jailbreak]]== |
''"I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hear-'''ING'''..."'' | ''"I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hear-'''ING'''..."'' | ||
| − | ==[[Escape]] | + | ==[[Escape]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
=CHAPTER 5= | =CHAPTER 5= | ||
| − | ==[[Turret Factory]] | + | ==[[Turret Factory]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Turret Sabotage]] | + | ==[[Turret Sabotage]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Neurotoxin Sabotage]] | + | ==[[Neurotoxin Sabotage]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Tube Ride]] | + | ==[[Tube Ride]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Core]] | + | ==[[Core]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
=CHAPTER 6= | =CHAPTER 6= | ||
| − | ==[[Long Fall]] | + | ==[[Long Fall]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Underground]] | + | ==[[Underground]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Cave Johnson]] | + | ==[[Cave Johnson]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Repulsion Intro]] | + | ==[[Repulsion Intro]]== |
''"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me:'' '''(go inbetween 'me' and 'do not')''' ''do not get covered in the repulsion gel."'' | ''"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me:'' '''(go inbetween 'me' and 'do not')''' ''do not get covered in the repulsion gel."'' | ||
| − | ==[[Bomb Flings]] | + | ==[[Bomb Flings]]== |
''"Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent '''CALCIUM''' in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain.'' '''(go in-between "brain" and "there's")''' | ''"Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent '''CALCIUM''' in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain.'' '''(go in-between "brain" and "there's")''' | ||
''There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction."'' | ''There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction."'' | ||
| − | ==[[Crazy Box]] | + | ==[[Crazy Box]]== |
===Stuck Launch=== | ===Stuck Launch=== | ||
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
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''"Science isn't about why. It's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety '''DOOR''' that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."'' | ''"Science isn't about why. It's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety '''DOOR''' that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."'' | ||
| − | ==[[PotatOS]] | + | ==[[PotatOS]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
=CHAPTER 7= | =CHAPTER 7= | ||
| − | ==[[Propulsion Intro]] | + | ==[[Propulsion Intro]]== |
''"Great job, astronaut, war hero, and/or Olympian! With your help, we're '''GONNA''' [tape cuts out]"'' (try not to go early on this one) | ''"Great job, astronaut, war hero, and/or Olympian! With your help, we're '''GONNA''' [tape cuts out]"'' (try not to go early on this one) | ||
| − | ==[[Propulsion Flings]] | + | ==[[Propulsion Flings]]== |
''"In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. '''AGAIN''': all you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together."'' | ''"In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. '''AGAIN''': all you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together."'' | ||
| − | ==[[Conversion Intro]] | + | ==[[Conversion Intro]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Three Gels]] | + | ==[[Three Gels]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
=CHAPTER 8= | =CHAPTER 8= | ||
| − | ==[[Test]] | + | ==[[Test]]== |
===Bunnyhopping to the test chamber again=== | ===Bunnyhopping to the test chamber again=== | ||
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| − | ==[[Funnel Intro]] | + | ==[[Funnel Intro]]== |
"Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us. | "Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us. | ||
The good '''NEWS''' is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that." | The good '''NEWS''' is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that." | ||
| − | ==[[Ceiling Button]] | + | ==[[Ceiling Button]]== |
"I know we're in a lot '''OF''' trouble and probably about to die. But that was worth it." | "I know we're in a lot '''OF''' trouble and probably about to die. But that was worth it." | ||
| − | ==[[Wall Button]] | + | ==[[Wall Button]]== |
"Oh no... '''(go between "no" and "it's")It's happening sooner than I expected. I'm sure we'll be fine." | "Oh no... '''(go between "no" and "it's")It's happening sooner than I expected. I'm sure we'll be fine." | ||
| − | ==[[Polarity]] | + | ==[[Polarity]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Funnel Catch]] | + | ==[[Funnel Catch]]== |
"The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... '''UNBEARABLE'''. | "The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... '''UNBEARABLE'''. | ||
Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it. It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though..." | Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it. It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though..." | ||
| − | ==[[Stop the Box]] | + | ==[[Stop the Box]]== |
"Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways. | "Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways. | ||
No. '''NO'''. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?" | No. '''NO'''. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?" | ||
| − | ==[[Laser Catapult]] | + | ==[[Laser Catapult]]== |
"Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? | "Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? | ||
Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the '''CRUCIAL''' functions required to keep this facility from exploding." | Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the '''CRUCIAL''' functions required to keep this facility from exploding." | ||
| − | ==[[Laser Platform]] | + | ==[[Laser Platform]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Propulsion Catch]] | + | ==[[Propulsion Catch]]== |
"You two are going to LOVE this big surprise. In fact, you might say that you're both going to love it to (go between 'to' and 'death') death. Love it... until it kills you. Until you're dead. | "You two are going to LOVE this big surprise. In fact, you might say that you're both going to love it to (go between 'to' and 'death') death. Love it... until it kills you. Until you're dead. | ||
Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but..." | Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but..." | ||
| − | ==[[Repulsion Polarity]] | + | ==[[Repulsion Polarity]]== |
"So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise '''FOR''' us. What did he FIND back there?" | "So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise '''FOR''' us. What did he FIND back there?" | ||
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| − | ==[[Finale 1]] | + | ==[[Finale 1]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Finale 2]] | + | ==[[Finale 2]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Finale 3]] | + | ==[[Finale 3]]== |
NO DIALOGUE CUES | NO DIALOGUE CUES | ||
| − | ==[[Finale 4]] | + | ==[[Finale 4]]== |
| − | First bomb preserve shot (under wheatley) | + | ===First bomb preserve shot (under wheatley)=== |
| − | + | ''"Ahhh... '''WHA-''' What happened?"'' | |
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Quick List of Elevator and Dialogue cues: Maps that do not have dialogue cues will not be listed. | Quick List of Elevator and Dialogue cues: Maps that do not have dialogue cues will not be listed. | ||
| − | + | Containder Ride - even in a dire e-MER-gen-cy | |
| − | + | Portal Carousel - An Aperture Science Reintegration AS-so-ci-ate will | |
| − | + | Portal Gun - alive and I'm just going to WAIT for you up ahead. | |
| − | + | Cube Momentum - All Aperture Science personality CONSTRUCTS will remain | |
| − | + | Future Starter - future should not start with you, please *RETURN* to your primitive tribe | |
| − | + | Secret Panel - On three. | |
| − | + | Incinerator - Once you find it, we can *START* testing. Just like old times. | |
| − | + | Laser Stairs - I'm serious, that's what it says: *A* horrible person. | |
| − | + | Dual Lasers - you on bea-*TING* the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds. | |
| − | + | Catapult Intro - breathing the same room full of air *FOR* the rest of your life. | |
| − | + | Ricochet - I *DID* see some hu-man-*S* | |
| − | + | Bridge Intro - Did you guess 'sharks'? Because *THAT'S* wrong. The correct | |
| − | + | Bridge the Gap - Oh, there's lots of room *HERE*. 'Did... well... Enough.' | |
| − | + | Laser Relays - Well. Technically, it's a *MEDICAL* experiment. | |
| − | + | Turret Blocker - A man *AND* a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world. | |
| − | + | Laser vs. Turret - When GLaDOS hits the high note the second time. | |
| − | + | Pull the Rug - After all *THESE* years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it. | |
| − | + | Triple Laser - You just have to look at things objectively, *SEE* what you don't | |
| − | + | Jailbreak - I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hear-*ING*... | |
| − | + | Repulsion Intro - here's some advice the lab boys gave me: *go* do not get covered | |
| − | + | Bomb Flings - Just a heads-up: had fluorescent *CALCIUM* in it so we can track the | |
| − | + | Crazy Box - In fact, why not invent a special safety *DOOR* that won't hit you on the | |
| − | + | Propulsion Intro - and/or Olympian! With your help, we're *GONNA* [tape cuts out] | |
| − | + | Propulsion Flings - I mentioned earlier. *AGAIN*: all you gotta do is let | |
| − | + | Test - | |
| − | *Dialogue Skip: around here *SOMEWHERE* ( | + | *Dialogue Skip: around here *SOMEWHERE* (in-between 'some' and 'where') |
*Elevator Cue: Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work. *AND* it almost killed me. | *Elevator Cue: Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work. *AND* it almost killed me. | ||
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| − | + | Funnel Intro - So they can kill us. The good *NEWS* is... well, none so far, to be honest. | |
| + | |||
| + | Ceiling Button - I know we're in a lot *OF* trouble and probably about to die. | ||
| − | + | Wall Button - Oh no... *(between "no" and "it's")It's happening sooner than I expected. | |
| − | + | Funnel Catch - build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... *UNBEARABLE*. | |
| − | + | Stop the Box - No. *NO*. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing? | |
| − | + | Laser Catapult - not to maintain any of the *CRUCIAL* functions required to keep | |
| − | + | Propulsion Catch - you're both going to love it to (between 'to' and 'death') death. | |
| − | + | Repulsion Polarity - mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise *FOR* us. | |
| − | + | Finale 4 - Ahhh... *WHA-* What happened? | |
Revision as of 22:00, 6 November 2020
Contents
CHAPTER 1
Container Ride
For both skips, start walking forwards at "even in a dire e-MER-gen-cy"
Portal Carousel
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is un-sup-er-VIZED.
Before re-entering a RE-la-xa-tion vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a MOMENT to write down the results of your test. (go in-between 'test' and 'an')
An Aperture Science Reintegration AS-so-ci-ate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt.
Portal Gun
Slow dialogue skip:
"I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to WAIT for you up ahead."
Fast dialogue skip:
"Also, are you alive? That's important, SHOULD have asked that first."
Elevator cue (not necessary if you get the dialogue skip):
"Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the LAWS of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. A future Aperture Science Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork."
Smooth Jazz
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Cube Momentum
"Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not a-LONE. All Aperture Science personality CONSTRUCTS will remain functional in a-PO-ca-lyp-tic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."
Future Starter
"Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or ir-ra-di-a-TED in such a way that the future should not start with you, please RETURN to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing."
Secret Panel
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Wakeup
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Incinerator
Dialogue Skip
"The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can START testing. Just like old times."
CHAPTER 2
Laser Intro
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Laser Stairs
"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what IT says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
Dual Lasers
"Most people emerge from suspension terribly UNDERNOURISHED. I want to con-gra-tu-LATE you on bea-TING the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."
Laser Over Goo
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Catapult Intro
"So you'll be breathing the same room full of air FOR the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting."
Trust Fling
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Pit Flings
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Fizzler Intro
NO DIALOGUE CUES
CHAPTER 3
Ceiling Catapult
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Ricochet
"Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I DID see some hu-man-S. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need.
Bridge Intro -
"Did you guess 'sharks'? Because THAT'S wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."
Bridge the Gap
"Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room HERE. 'Did... well... Enough.'"
Turret Intro
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Laser Relays
"Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. TECHNICALLY, it's a MEDICAL experiment. What's important is, it's a present."
Turret Blocker
"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man AND a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world."
Laser vs. Turret
When GLaDOS hits the high note the second time. You should really practice this one as it's not like the others.
Pull the Rug
"I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all THESE years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it."
CHAPTER 4
Column Blocker
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Laser Chaining
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Triple Laser
"I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, SEE what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat."
Jailbreak
"I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hear-ING..."
Escape
NO DIALOGUE CUES
CHAPTER 5
Turret Factory
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Turret Sabotage
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Neurotoxin Sabotage
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Tube Ride
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Core
NO DIALOGUE CUES
CHAPTER 6
Long Fall
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Underground
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Cave Johnson
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Repulsion Intro
"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: (go inbetween 'me' and 'do not') do not get covered in the repulsion gel."
Bomb Flings
"Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent CALCIUM in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. (go in-between "brain" and "there's") There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction."
Crazy Box
Stuck Launch
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Non-Stuck Launch
"Science isn't about why. It's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety DOOR that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."
PotatOS
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CHAPTER 7
Propulsion Intro
"Great job, astronaut, war hero, and/or Olympian! With your help, we're GONNA [tape cuts out]" (try not to go early on this one)
Propulsion Flings
"In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. AGAIN: all you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together."
Conversion Intro
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Three Gels
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CHAPTER 8
Test
Bunnyhopping to the test chamber again
"Here's an idea, since making tests is difficult--why don't you just KEEP solving this test. Same one. And I can just... watch you solve it. Yes. That sounds much easier."
Dialogue Skip
"Alright, can't blame me for trying. Okay... New tests, new tests... there's gotta be some tests around here SOMEWHERE." (go in-between the some and where syllables, maybe a bit later).
Elevator Cue:
"Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work. AND it almost killed me."
Funnel Intro
"Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us. The good NEWS is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that."
Ceiling Button
"I know we're in a lot OF trouble and probably about to die. But that was worth it."
Wall Button
"Oh no... (go between "no" and "it's")It's happening sooner than I expected. I'm sure we'll be fine."
Polarity
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Funnel Catch
"The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... UNBEARABLE. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it. It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though..."
Stop the Box
"Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways. No. NO. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?"
Laser Catapult
"Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the CRUCIAL functions required to keep this facility from exploding."
Laser Platform
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Propulsion Catch
"You two are going to LOVE this big surprise. In fact, you might say that you're both going to love it to (go between 'to' and 'death') death. Love it... until it kills you. Until you're dead. Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but..."
Repulsion Polarity
"So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise FOR us. What did he FIND back there?"
CHAPTER 9
Finale 1
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Finale 2
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Finale 3
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Finale 4
First bomb preserve shot (under wheatley)
"Ahhh... WHA- What happened?"
Cheatsheet
Quick List of Elevator and Dialogue cues: Maps that do not have dialogue cues will not be listed.
Containder Ride - even in a dire e-MER-gen-cy
Portal Carousel - An Aperture Science Reintegration AS-so-ci-ate will
Portal Gun - alive and I'm just going to WAIT for you up ahead.
Cube Momentum - All Aperture Science personality CONSTRUCTS will remain
Future Starter - future should not start with you, please *RETURN* to your primitive tribe
Secret Panel - On three.
Incinerator - Once you find it, we can *START* testing. Just like old times.
Laser Stairs - I'm serious, that's what it says: *A* horrible person.
Dual Lasers - you on bea-*TING* the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.
Catapult Intro - breathing the same room full of air *FOR* the rest of your life.
Ricochet - I *DID* see some hu-man-*S*
Bridge Intro - Did you guess 'sharks'? Because *THAT'S* wrong. The correct
Bridge the Gap - Oh, there's lots of room *HERE*. 'Did... well... Enough.'
Laser Relays - Well. Technically, it's a *MEDICAL* experiment.
Turret Blocker - A man *AND* a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world.
Laser vs. Turret - When GLaDOS hits the high note the second time.
Pull the Rug - After all *THESE* years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it.
Triple Laser - You just have to look at things objectively, *SEE* what you don't
Jailbreak - I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hear-*ING*...
Repulsion Intro - here's some advice the lab boys gave me: *go* do not get covered
Bomb Flings - Just a heads-up: had fluorescent *CALCIUM* in it so we can track the
Crazy Box - In fact, why not invent a special safety *DOOR* that won't hit you on the
Propulsion Intro - and/or Olympian! With your help, we're *GONNA* [tape cuts out]
Propulsion Flings - I mentioned earlier. *AGAIN*: all you gotta do is let
Test -
- Dialogue Skip: around here *SOMEWHERE* (in-between 'some' and 'where')
- Elevator Cue: Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work. *AND* it almost killed me.
Funnel Intro - So they can kill us. The good *NEWS* is... well, none so far, to be honest.
Ceiling Button - I know we're in a lot *OF* trouble and probably about to die.
Wall Button - Oh no... *(between "no" and "it's")It's happening sooner than I expected.
Funnel Catch - build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... *UNBEARABLE*.
Stop the Box - No. *NO*. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
Laser Catapult - not to maintain any of the *CRUCIAL* functions required to keep
Propulsion Catch - you're both going to love it to (between 'to' and 'death') death.
Repulsion Polarity - mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise *FOR* us.
Finale 4 - Ahhh... *WHA-* What happened?