Elevator Cues
Contents
CHAPTER 1
Container Ride
For both skips, start walking forwards at "even in a dire e-MER-gen-cy"
Portal Carousel
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is un-sup-er-VIZED.
Before re-entering a RE-la-xa-tion vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a MOMENT to write down the results of your test. (go in-between 'test' and 'an')
An Aperture Science Reintegration AS-so-ci-ate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt.
Portal Gun
Slow dialogue skip:
"I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to WAIT for you up ahead."
Fast dialogue skip:
"Also, are you alive? That's important, SHOULD have asked that first."
Elevator cue (not necessary if you get the dialogue skip):
"Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. A future Aperture SCIENCE Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork."
Smooth Jazz
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Cube Momentum
"Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not a-LONE. All Aperture Science personality CONSTRUCTS will remain functional in a-PO-ca-lyp-tic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."
Future Starter
"Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or ir-ra-di-a-TED in such a way that the future should not start with you, please RETURN to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing."
Secret Panel
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Wakeup
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Incinerator
Dialogue Skip
"The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can START testing. Just like old times."
CHAPTER 2
Laser Intro
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Laser Stairs
"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what IT says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
Dual Lasers
"Most people emerge from suspension terribly UNDERNOURISHED. I want to con-gra-tu-LATE you on bea-TING the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."
Laser Over Goo
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Catapult Intro
"So you'll be breathing the same room full of air FOR the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting."
Trust Fling
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Pit Flings
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Fizzler Intro
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CHAPTER 3
Ceiling Catapult
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Ricochet
"Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I DID see some hu-man-S. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need.
Bridge Intro -
"Did you guess 'sharks'? Because THAT'S wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."
Bridge The Gap
"Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room HERE. 'Did... well... Enough.'"
Turret Intro
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Laser Relays
"Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. TECHNICALLY, it's a MEDICAL experiment. What's important is, it's a present."
Turret Blocker
"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man AND a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world."
Laser Vs Turret
When GLaDOS hits the high note the second time. You should really practice this one as it's not like the others.
Pull The Rug
"I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all THESE years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it."
CHAPTER 4
Column Blocker
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Laser Chaining
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Triple Laser
"I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, SEE what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat."
Jail Break
"I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hear-ING..."
Escape
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CHAPTER 5
Turret Factory
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Turret Sabotage
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Neurotoxin Sabotage
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Tube Ride
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Core
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CHAPTER 6
Long Fall
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Underground
NO DIALOGUE CUES
Cave Johnson
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Repulsion Intro
"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: (go inbetween 'me' and 'do not') do not get covered in the repulsion gel."
Bomb Flings
"Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent CALCIUM in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. (go in-between "brain" and "there's") There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction."
Crazy Box
Stuck Launch
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Non-Stuck Launch
"Science isn't about why. It's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety DOOR that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."
PotatOS
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CHAPTER 7
Propulsion Intro
"Great job, astronaut, war hero, and/or Olympian! With your help, we're GONNA [tape cuts out]" (try not to go early on this one)
Propulsion Flings
"In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. AGAIN: all you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together."
Conversion Intro
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Three Gels
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CHAPTER 8
Test
Bunnyhopping to the test chamber again
"Here's an idea, since making tests is difficult--why don't you just KEEP solving this test. Same one. And I can just... watch you solve it. Yes. That sounds much easier."
Dialogue Skip
"Alright, can't blame me for trying. Okay... New tests, new tests... there's gotta be some tests around here SOMEWHERE." (go in-between the some and where syllables, maybe a bit later).
Elevator Cue:
"Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work. AND it almost killed me."
Funnel Intro
"Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us. The good NEWS is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that."
Ceiling Button
"I know we're in a lot OF trouble and probably about to die. But that was worth it."
Wall Button
"Oh no... (go between "no" and "it's")It's happening sooner than I expected. I'm sure we'll be fine."
Polarity
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Funnel Catch
"The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... UNBEARABLE. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it. It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though..."
Stop The Box
"Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways. No. NO. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?"
Laser Catapult
"Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the CRUCIAL functions required to keep this facility from exploding."
Laser Platform
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Propulsion Catch
"You two are going to LOVE this big surprise. In fact, you might say that you're both going to love it to (go between 'to' and 'death') death. Love it... until it kills you. Until you're dead. Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but..."
Repulsion Polarity
"So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise FOR us. What did he FIND back there?"
CHAPTER 9
Finale 1
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Finale 2
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Finale 3
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Finale 4
First bomb preserve shot (under wheatley)
"Ahhh... WHA- What happened?"
Cheatsheet
Quick List of Elevator and Dialogue cues: Maps that do not have dialogue cues will not be listed.
Containder Ride - even in a dire e-MER-gen-cy
Portal Carousel - An Aperture Science Reintegration AS-so-ci-ate will
Portal Gun - alive and I'm just going to WAIT for you up ahead.
Cube Momentum - All Aperture Science personality CONSTRUCTS will remain
Future Starter - future should not start with you, please *RETURN* to your primitive tribe
Secret Panel - On three.
Incinerator - Once you find it, we can *START* testing. Just like old times.
Laser Stairs - I'm serious, that's what it says: *A* horrible person.
Dual Lasers - you on bea-*TING* the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.
Catapult Intro - breathing the same room full of air *FOR* the rest of your life.
Ricochet - I *DID* see some hu-man-*S*
Bridge Intro - Did you guess 'sharks'? Because *THAT'S* wrong. The correct
Bridge the Gap - Oh, there's lots of room *HERE*. 'Did... well... Enough.'
Laser Relays - Well. Technically, it's a *MEDICAL* experiment.
Turret Blocker - A man *AND* a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world.
Laser vs. Turret - When GLaDOS hits the high note the second time.
Pull the Rug - After all *THESE* years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it.
Triple Laser - You just have to look at things objectively, *SEE* what you don't
Jailbreak - I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hear-*ING*...
Repulsion Intro - here's some advice the lab boys gave me: *go* do not get covered
Bomb Flings - Just a heads-up: had fluorescent *CALCIUM* in it so we can track the
Crazy Box - In fact, why not invent a special safety *DOOR* that won't hit you on the
Propulsion Intro - and/or Olympian! With your help, we're *GONNA* [tape cuts out]
Propulsion Flings - I mentioned earlier. *AGAIN*: all you gotta do is let
Test -
- Dialogue Skip: around here *SOMEWHERE* (in-between 'some' and 'where')
- Elevator Cue: Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work. *AND* it almost killed me.
Funnel Intro - So they can kill us. The good *NEWS* is... well, none so far, to be honest.
Ceiling Button - I know we're in a lot *OF* trouble and probably about to die.
Wall Button - Oh no... *(between "no" and "it's")It's happening sooner than I expected.
Funnel Catch - build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... *UNBEARABLE*.
Stop the Box - No. *NO*. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
Laser Catapult - not to maintain any of the *CRUCIAL* functions required to keep
Propulsion Catch - you're both going to love it to (between 'to' and 'death') death.
Repulsion Polarity - mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise *FOR* us.
Finale 4 - Ahhh... *WHA-* What happened?