Elevator Cues

Elevator Cues

CHAPTER 1

Container Ride

For both skips, start walking forwards at "even in a dire e-MER-gen-cy"

Portal Carousel

Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is un-sup-er-VIZED.

Before re-entering a RE-la-xa-tion vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a MOMENT to write down the results of your test. (go in-between 'test' and 'an')

An Aperture Science Reintegration AS-so-ci-ate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt.

Portal Gun

Slow dialogue skip:

"I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to WAIT for you up ahead."

Fast dialogue skip:

"Also, are you alive? That's important, SHOULD have asked that first."

Elevator cue (not necessary if you get the dialogue skip):

"Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. A future Aperture SCIENCE Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork."

Smooth Jazz

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Cube Momentum

"Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not a-LONE. All Aperture Science personality CONSTRUCTS will remain functional in a-PO-ca-lyp-tic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."

Future Starter

"Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please RETURN to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing."

Secret Panel

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Wakeup

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Incinerator

Dialogue Skip

"The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can START testing. Just like old times."

CHAPTER 2

Laser Intro

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Laser Stairs

"Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what IT says: A HORRIBLE person. We weren't even testing for that."

Dual Lasers

"Most people emerge from suspension terribly UNDERNOURISHED. I want to con-gra-tu-LATE you on bea-TING the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."

Laser Over Goo

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Catapult Intro

"So you'll be breathing the same room full of air FOR the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting."

Trust Fling

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Pit Flings

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Fizzler Intro

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CHAPTER 3

Ceiling Catapult

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Ricochet

"Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I DID see some hu-man-S. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need.

Bridge Intro -

"Did you guess 'sharks'? Because THAT'S wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."

Bridge The Gap

"Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room HERE. 'Did... well... Enough.'"

Turret Intro

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Laser Relays

"Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. TECHNICALLY, it's a MEDICAL experiment. What's important is, it's a present."

Turret Blocker

"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man AND a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world."

Laser Vs Turret

When GLaDOS hits the high note the second time. You should really practice this one as it's not like the others.

Pull The Rug

"I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all THESE years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it."

CHAPTER 4

Column Blocker

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Laser Chaining

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Triple Laser

"I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, SEE what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat."

Jail Break

"I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hear-ING..."

Escape

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CHAPTER 5

Turret Factory

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Turret Sabotage

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Neurotoxin Sabotage

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Tube Ride

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Core

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CHAPTER 6

Long Fall

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Underground

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Cave Johnson

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Repulsion Intro

"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: (go inbetween 'me' and 'do not') do not get covered in the repulsion gel."

Bomb Flings

"Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent CALCIUM in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. (go in-between "brain" and "there's") There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction."

Crazy Box

Stuck Launch

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Non-Stuck Launch

"Science isn't about why. It's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety DOOR that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."

PotatOS

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CHAPTER 7

Propulsion Intro

"Great job, astronaut, war hero, and/or Olympian! With your help, we're GONNA [tape cuts out]" (try not to go early on this one)

Propulsion Flings

"In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. AGAIN: all you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together."

Conversion Intro

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Three Gels

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CHAPTER 8

Test

Bunnyhopping to the test chamber again

"Here's an idea, since making tests is difficult--why don't you just KEEP solving this test. Same one. And I can just... watch you solve it. Yes. That sounds much easier."

Dialogue Skip

"Alright, can't blame me for trying. Okay... New tests, new tests... there's gotta be some tests around here SOMEWHERE." (go in-between the some and where syllables, maybe a bit later).

Elevator Cue:

"Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work. AND it almost killed me."

Funnel Intro

"Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us. The good NEWS is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that."

Ceiling Button

"I know we're in a lot OF trouble and probably about to die. But that was worth it."

Wall Button

"Oh no... (go between "no" and "it's")It's happening sooner than I expected. I'm sure we'll be fine."

Polarity

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Funnel Catch

"The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... UNBEARABLE. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it. It didn't matter to me - I was in it for the science. Him, though..."

Stop The Box

"Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways. No. NO. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?"

Laser Catapult

"Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the CRUCIAL functions required to keep this facility from exploding."

Laser Platform

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Propulsion Catch

"You two are going to LOVE this big surprise. In fact, you might say that you're both going to love it to (go between 'to' and 'death') death. Love it... until it kills you. Until you're dead. Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but..."

Repulsion Polarity

"So he's inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise FOR us. What did he FIND back there?"

CHAPTER 9

Finale 1

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Finale 2

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Finale 3

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Finale 4

First bomb preserve shot (under wheatley)

"Ahhh... WHA- What happened?"

Cooperative

Note: Blue should be doing these fades as orange has ping and therefore would have to go <ping> milliseconds before the specified point.

Team Building

Doors

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Buttons

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Lasers

"It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell that at least one of you is doing very, VERY well."

Rat Maze

"While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your FINAL score."

Laser Crusher

"You have a gift for these tests. That's not just flattery. You are GREAT at science."

Behind The Scenes

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Mass and Velocity

Flings

"You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless SAFETY cube."

Infinifling

"Well done. Interesting note: I only created this test to watch test subject fail and you didn't. You must be very, very PROUD. I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you."

Team Retrieval

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Vertical Flings

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Catapults

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Multifling

"Without the looming consequence of DEATH, is this even science?"

Fling Crushers

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Industrial Fan

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Hard Light Bridges

Cooperative Bridges

"Let me give you a CLUE: it's the one thing you can't do."

Bridge Swap

"The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would've moved it into the testing track hall of fame for THAT, not let it deteriorate."

Fling Block

"If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for TESTING?"

Catapult Block

"Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, DEADLY, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken."

Turret Walls

"To try and make this course more exciting. I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He REFUSED. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test."

Turret Assassin

"Congratulations. I am sure if i had the time to repair these tests, they wouldn't be tests. So AGAIN, congratulations on completing the broken, easy tests."

Bridge Testing

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Excursion Funnels

Cooperative Funnels

"Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment Center proudly presents the following list of numbers. NINE. Seven. Fifty. Three. Seven. Hundred and seven."

Funnel Drill

"I can't bite my tongue anymore. You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I'VE said it."

Funnel Catch

"While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I'm not sure I trust the two of you TOGETHER."

Funnel Laser

"Are you doing that just to AGGRAVATE me?"

Cooperative Polarity

"I trust YOU. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject."

Funnel Hop

"If ORANGE had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station."

Advanced Polarity

"Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust YOU one hundred percent."

Funnel Maze

"Congratulations. You completed the standard section of this course. Before we go any further, (go inbetween 'further' and 'I') I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track."

Turret Warehouse

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Mobilty Gels

Repulsion Jumps

"Congratulations. You two really are the best cooperative TESTING team I could ever ask for."

Double Bounce

"To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? (go inbetween 'request' and 'less' Less deadly tests."

Bridge Repulsion

"You will need him for the FINAL track."

Wall Repulsion

"I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever right a HISTORICAL document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes."

Propulsion Crushers

"If that doesn't MOTIVATE you, I'm not sure what will."

Turret Ninja

"We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you AS excited as I am?"

Propulsion Retrieval

"I believe the ratio of humans to monsters is about... (go inbetween 'about' and 'a') a million to one."

Vault Entrance

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Cheatsheet

Quick List of Elevator and Dialogue cues: Maps that do not have dialogue cues will not be listed.

Containder Ride - even in a dire e-MER-gen-cy

Portal Carousel - An Aperture Science Reintegration AS-so-ci-ate will

Portal Gun - alive and I'm just going to WAIT for you up ahead.

Cube Momentum - All Aperture Science personality CONSTRUCTS will remain

Future Starter - future should not start with you, please *RETURN* to your primitive tribe

Secret Panel - On three.

Incinerator - Once you find it, we can *START* testing. Just like old times.

Laser Stairs - I'm serious, that's what it says: *A* horrible person.

Dual Lasers - you on bea-*TING* the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.

Catapult Intro - breathing the same room full of air *FOR* the rest of your life.

Ricochet - I *DID* see some hu-man-*S*

Bridge Intro - Did you guess 'sharks'? Because *THAT'S* wrong. The correct

Bridge the Gap - Oh, there's lots of room *HERE*. 'Did... well... Enough.'

Laser Relays - Well. Technically, it's a *MEDICAL* experiment.

Turret Blocker - A man *AND* a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world.

Laser vs. Turret - When GLaDOS hits the high note the second time.

Pull the Rug - After all *THESE* years. I'm getting choked up just thinking about it.

Triple Laser - You just have to look at things objectively, *SEE* what you don't

Jailbreak - I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hear-*ING*...

Repulsion Intro - here's some advice the lab boys gave me: *go* do not get covered

Bomb Flings - Just a heads-up: had fluorescent *CALCIUM* in it so we can track the

Crazy Box - In fact, why not invent a special safety *DOOR* that won't hit you on the

Propulsion Intro - and/or Olympian! With your help, we're *GONNA* [tape cuts out]

Propulsion Flings - I mentioned earlier. *AGAIN*: all you gotta do is let

Test -

• Dialogue Skip: around here *SOMEWHERE* (in-between 'some' and 'where')
• Elevator Cue: Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work. *AND* it almost killed me.

Funnel Intro - So they can kill us. The good *NEWS* is... well, none so far, to be honest.

Ceiling Button - I know we're in a lot *OF* trouble and probably about to die.

Wall Button - Oh no... *(between "no" and "it's")It's happening sooner than I expected.

Funnel Catch - build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... *UNBEARABLE*.

Stop the Box - No. *NO*. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?

Laser Catapult - not to maintain any of the *CRUCIAL* functions required to keep

Propulsion Catch - you're both going to love it to (between 'to' and 'death') death.

Repulsion Polarity - mind with test withdrawal. AND he's got a surprise *FOR* us.

Finale 4 - Ahhh... *WHA-* What happened?